Monday, November 14, 2011
Chinese Alternative to Dog Walking
In our Shanghai neighborhood near Tonji University, I saw few dogs being walked compared to the number of people on the streets. I saw some strays, and also little dogs that sat eerily quiet beside vendors at their businesses. But I came across a charming alternative to dog walking—walking birds.
A small park a few blocks from our apartment had beautiful trees, a stream, and stone sculptures. Hundreds of Chinese showed up every morning to exercise. Groups included women dancing with beautiful fans, people who thumped acupuncture spots on their bodies, tai chi practitioners (I joined that group), walkers moving along at a brisk pace, and even people doing a version of ballroom dancing.
About 6 am, men carrying birds in cages arrived. The cages were small, with beautiful blue covers on them. Most of the birds were robin size and a breed I can't identify, but some were canaries and finches. Each cage had a set of small, beautiful China jars—one for water, one for food.
The men hung the cages on trees and pulled back the covers. One day I said ni hao to one of the robin-size birds and he replied with a beautiful song. Others took it up, and it was noisy and wonderful.
That's how it was. At various times, birds would burst into song, making the park an even lovelier place. While the birds had their version of a get-together, the bird owners, older gentlemen, sat and visited, smoked, or played mahjong.
About 8 am, the men would begin to remove cages from trees, and take the birds home.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Prestige for Mixed Breeds
Bear, a Newfoundweiler
Newspapers and the Internet carry ads for cockapoos and labradoodles and Yorkie Poos. Breeders have come up with names that include the heritage of both mother and father dogs, tempting the rest of us to come up with official-sounding titles for our mixed breeds.
When people ask me what breed Shakespeare is (German shepherd/Malamute) I say he's a Germamute. My daughter Mary calls her Newfie/Rotweiler a Newfoundweiler and her Lab/Mastiff a Mastador. Combo names are shorter, require less explanation, and sound slightly official, not like the accidents of breeding they may have been.
We can envision a bunch of new combo breeds. The Golden Poo (Poodle/Golden Retriever), Doberrier (Doberman/terrier), Schnauz-tzu (obvious), Boximo (Boxer/Eskimo), Basnation (Bassett/Dalmation), and Pekinman (a Doberman/Pekinese mating may be unlikely). I know three Border collie/Pyrenees mixes (Bordernees) and a Chihuahua/pug (ChiHUApug). A St. Bernard/retriever might be a Saintreiver, and a chow/pit bull a chowbull. An Irish Wolfhound bred to an English sheep dog would be a beautiful large dog, but what to call it? An Eirenglishwolfsheep?
Newspapers and the Internet carry ads for cockapoos and labradoodles and Yorkie Poos. Breeders have come up with names that include the heritage of both mother and father dogs, tempting the rest of us to come up with official-sounding titles for our mixed breeds.
When people ask me what breed Shakespeare is (German shepherd/Malamute) I say he's a Germamute. My daughter Mary calls her Newfie/Rotweiler a Newfoundweiler and her Lab/Mastiff a Mastador. Combo names are shorter, require less explanation, and sound slightly official, not like the accidents of breeding they may have been.
We can envision a bunch of new combo breeds. The Golden Poo (Poodle/Golden Retriever), Doberrier (Doberman/terrier), Schnauz-tzu (obvious), Boximo (Boxer/Eskimo), Basnation (Bassett/Dalmation), and Pekinman (a Doberman/Pekinese mating may be unlikely). I know three Border collie/Pyrenees mixes (Bordernees) and a Chihuahua/pug (ChiHUApug). A St. Bernard/retriever might be a Saintreiver, and a chow/pit bull a chowbull. An Irish Wolfhound bred to an English sheep dog would be a beautiful large dog, but what to call it? An Eirenglishwolfsheep?
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